karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*


iricious:

His name... M e r l i n.


I was supposed to protect you.


romies-merthurian-pornation:

cause of death: Colin Morgan, suits and glasses



deheerkonijn:

For sorcererinslytherin - sorry this isn’t in time for your rainy midterm week - turns out I was pretty busy last week myself! But maybe you’ll consider this quickie as a “yay you did it!!” from me to you <3 congrats!

deheerkonijn:

For sorcererinslytherin - sorry this isn’t in time for your rainy midterm week - turns out I was pretty busy last week myself! But maybe you’ll consider this quickie as a “yay you did it!!” from me to you <3 congrats!


deheerkonijn:

Happy birthday scientist and all around bbg sirmalory, here are some dragon daddies for you!! You are lovely and wonderful, and I hope you have the best bday ever!!  (づ`▽´ )づ 


losed:

remember when eyebrows were just eyebrows


courtmagician:

-“I know!.”


when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

I came back because you’re the only friend I have and I couldn’t bear to lose you.

221stepstobakerstreet:

unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:

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important essay due tomorrow:

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