me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*
His name... M e r l i n.
I was supposed to protect you.
cause of death: Colin Morgan, suits and glasses
For sorcererinslytherin - sorry this isn’t in time for your rainy midterm week - turns out I was pretty busy last week myself! But maybe you’ll consider this quickie as a “yay you did it!!” from me to you <3 congrats!
Happy birthday scientist and all around bbg sirmalory, here are some dragon daddies for you!! You are lovely and wonderful, and I hope you have the best bday ever!! (づ｀▽´ )づ ❤❤
remember when eyebrows were just eyebrows
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
I came back because you’re the only friend I have and I couldn’t bear to lose you.
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow: